This is bugging me and i need to know how!?

Look, I am not a person who believes in magic or any of that sort of thing to be real, so I am asking again about my friend Lisa because i need some logical answers to all this annoyingly crazy trick she does. I know it sounds obsessed and crazy but i started writing down a list of the strange things about her and the weird things she does.
1) She brought an ant back to life, or at least nursed it back to health in like 10 seconds with a bottle of water
2) made me a professionally done pretend home made birthday card (somehow during the morning even though i was with her the whole time) written from my parents (her writing) and flowers because I told her they didn’t get me anything. she has said when i told her "That’s horrible! I will make up for them somehow today!" She just pulled them out of her school bag and handed it to me saying"happy birthday from your parents!" then laughed and continued to do her maths work
3) She has this weird thing i have been testing (without her knowing) where i can ask for any strange object and she will have it on her or in her bag, so far i have managed to borrow from her; a dream catcher, a capo, 5 tennis balls (she doesn’t play) a chinese fan, moisturizer, a towel, a frame, a microphone, surgical gloves, a yo-yo, a deck of cards, a spare school jacket, a painting set (brushes and panel thing) (then she got suspicious and i waited a while) bu after that i asked and she gave again, nomatter how random!
4) She has a perfect singing voice but only when she thinks noboddy can hear her, as soon as we are in music or in public she becomes tone deaf (or atleast pretends to be) but i have heard her by herself and it is absolutally perfect, not a missed note and a huge range
5) No matter what song you mention to her she will know the lyrics, i was especially surprised when she knew all the words to Ana Ng
6) She pretends to be very unco, but she sometimes slips up and jumps abnormally high or runs abnormally fast if someone is hurt or in danger (we set that up to see what she would do)
7) She is very smart but fakes her tests, she got like 74% in maths but when we were studying for it she knew everything and was helping me with questions she "got wrong" in the test

I know this is paranoid rambling, but hear me out

8) She lives in a huge house and has like 10000 cars and a tv the size of a wall but nobody would have guessed her to be rich, she has never mentioned anything of the sort and acts nothing like that
9) On wednesday 2 weeks ago, we were sitting in history and our teacher revealed that we had a surprise test, she then looked upset and grumbled softly to herself (i could just hear) "no we dont have a test, i think i’ll do it next week" THEN THE TEACHER CHANGED HER MIND AND PUT IT NEXT WEEK!! WTH!!
10) She is hardly ever at school, but noboddy seems to notice and her attendance record is spotless, When i ask where she has been, she just says something like "I was sick, but i’ll all better now :)" and refuses to add to the conversation, i dont ever think i have seen her sick before anyway.
11) LAST ONE: At sleepovers (and i didn’t notice till back mentioned it) she hasnt been seen sleeping, she is allways awake and doing something when other people wake up and she is first up in the morning, sometimes i would stay up jus to see if she would, but she doesnt at all and usually i fall asleep and wake up with another blanket on me.

I would continue but you get the point, i never noticed these things before because I never payed that much attention to her and her antics, but now that i am, its starting to become more impossible to figure out. There are tons of things she has done that i overlook,

someone please explain before i go completely insane

…..do you think i should ask her?
Guys, seriously i honestly dont believe its supernatural (mostly because i dont believe that exasts :P), and no she is not a vampire, i havent read this "twilight" but from what i have heard they dont eat, and lisa eats as much as us. Also i dont know how to pick best answer yet (i am new at this) but the guy who tried to debunk made alot of sense, her dad has very high expectations, she plays like 11 instruments, which explains her musical knowledge. maybe she is just good at things and hides it so she doesnt put people’s hopes up. I think that makes the most sense to be honest. Maybe i am just reading into her behaviour a little to much, i mean i haven know her more then 2 years (she moves alot) but she seems like a really really nice person and i dont want to freak her out by going up to her and asking, hey..how are you doing these neato tricks? she would probably say, "i have noo idea what you are talking about" anyway. Maybe she is just a little different, but i like that :)

Either you are saying all this to tease us or you are serious. I am going to assume the latter for the sake of argument.

First of all, if you are close friends, ask her for real. Pull her aside and ask her seriously. If you are not, than just make it into a joke when your talking with friends, say something like "Lisa sometimes I think you a witch or something". But say it playfully.

Other than that, I think I can debunk a few of these circumstances you have mentioned. It is likely she could be a magician playing pranks on you but here are some of them anyways.

1. It could of been a fake ant, because no matter how really it looked, I have seen some pretty crazy magic shows.

2. She could of planned that out with your parents.

3. I’m stumped. She’s a witch. lol.

4. Could be just not wanting to shine. Some people don’t like what there parents expect of them so they purposefully disappoint them.

5. Probably a music freak. To test this, make up any song and write it down, but don’t tell ANYONE else. Than make up a random singers name and see if she knows the lyrics. If she does: See answer 3 above.

6. Probably just adrenaline.

7. See number 4 above.

8. Probably just a modest person. That also probably explains the trying to disappoint her parents also. Some times the higher class younger generations have trouble reaching expectations so the purposefully disappoint them.

9. She could be an extremely skilled hypnotist, or she already knew that would happen. AKA, might be a physic.

10. She could just hack the system.

11. Some people just don’t need a lot of sleep. I know that sounds dumb, but thats the best I can think of.

Overall, it sounds like she is really smart. And I do believe that some people have a kind of sixth sense, which could explain a lot of the ones about her knowing things. The ones about things she physically does, are kind of creepy, but pretty debunkable.

19 Responses to “This is bugging me and i need to know how!?”

  1. queta nates says:

    yes , but be carefull
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  2. Apocalyptis Mortis says:

    tl;dr.
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  3. jeffknowsbest, says:

    no stay away. ..
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  4. InglouriousBasterd says:

    your stupid and lisa is on crack
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  5. Shijuan says:

    Hard to believe, but it could be real. Stay away
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  6. aliasesarecool says:

    Ask her for a million dollars…
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  7. DARK^HAWK says:

    ^.^ really =O
    thats so crazy! makes me believe a little ;)
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  8. Tony says:

    That is pretty insane….i would. I think it would be cool to have a friend that can make anything happen na mean?
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  9. Chris G says:

    Wow… Is that real or made up?
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  10. xstealth27x says:

    idk thats pretty sketchy

    are you like really good friends with her? like really close? then maybe ask her. She will probably just laugh it off and say like dont be ridiculous or something

    i wouldnt if you arent good friends with her
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  11. kikay says:

    OMAYGAD! that is sooooooooooooooooo COOL!!!!! i want her as my friend.. ASK HER! goo! and please please tell me what happens.. :D
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  12. ijaved says:

    sounds like twilight movie with female version lol good luck buddy if u get lucky transfer me few millions.
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  13. Serena says:

    not to sound like another twilight fanatic, but she sounds like a vampire. haha.
    if she’s truly your friend if you ask her she’ll tell you the truth.
    asking cant hurt.
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  14. Jenny says:

    HOLY CRAP! YOu sound like me. lol No, seriously. This is my logic here. Well, I mean it is weird. I don’t say ask her. I mean, MAYBE SHE IS WICCAN OR SOMETHING. PAGEN. I am christian so I don’t NOT believe in magic, I believe it’s bad. See the difference? possibly she CAN do magic. MAybe? Who knows? It’s not completely insane (although a little) to assume that she bought that beautiful singing voice from the devil. Ever heard the devil went down to georgia? I know it’s fake but whatever.

    I don’t think you’re crazy. I wouldn’t ask her. I mean, seriously, if she DID have some sort of crazy power, would she honestly tell you? Try this instead: Pick a weekend where you know you won’t see her. On Friday, when you go to say goodbye, get on the bus, whatever, hand her a paper that says "I’m on to you. I know your secret. Don’t try to deny it. I know I’m not crazy. I won’t tell anyone, but I am just letting you know I know. You’re my friend and I love you." DOn’t answer her calls all weekend. Snub her monday, then she will get fed up. Then, talk to her somewher you can’t be overheard. She might fess up. God bless you and be careful.

    OH YEAH TWILIGHT ROCKS!!! SHE COULD BE A VAMPIRE! If I believed they existed. I dunno. Something to that effect. A syren. you know. from mythology. I don’t know hun.
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  15. Elijah says:

    yeah i think you should
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  16. Chivalry Class says:

    Interesting!

    Ask her in a friendly manner of course!

    Where can I meet this Lisa?

    Play this song in front of her and see what happen.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxUcN-nMngA&feature=related

    I don’t know why you muggles are so nervous, I got no such problems. I am an Asian, I believe in magic, seen magic and feel magic.

    Why would some crazy people call her a vampire?

    Is her whole family magical? or just her? is she born with such power?
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  17. Alice H says:

    Either you are saying all this to tease us or you are serious. I am going to assume the latter for the sake of argument.

    First of all, if you are close friends, ask her for real. Pull her aside and ask her seriously. If you are not, than just make it into a joke when your talking with friends, say something like "Lisa sometimes I think you a witch or something". But say it playfully.

    Other than that, I think I can debunk a few of these circumstances you have mentioned. It is likely she could be a magician playing pranks on you but here are some of them anyways.

    1. It could of been a fake ant, because no matter how really it looked, I have seen some pretty crazy magic shows.

    2. She could of planned that out with your parents.

    3. I’m stumped. She’s a witch. lol.

    4. Could be just not wanting to shine. Some people don’t like what there parents expect of them so they purposefully disappoint them.

    5. Probably a music freak. To test this, make up any song and write it down, but don’t tell ANYONE else. Than make up a random singers name and see if she knows the lyrics. If she does: See answer 3 above.

    6. Probably just adrenaline.

    7. See number 4 above.

    8. Probably just a modest person. That also probably explains the trying to disappoint her parents also. Some times the higher class younger generations have trouble reaching expectations so the purposefully disappoint them.

    9. She could be an extremely skilled hypnotist, or she already knew that would happen. AKA, might be a physic.

    10. She could just hack the system.

    11. Some people just don’t need a lot of sleep. I know that sounds dumb, but thats the best I can think of.

    Overall, it sounds like she is really smart. And I do believe that some people have a kind of sixth sense, which could explain a lot of the ones about her knowing things. The ones about things she physically does, are kind of creepy, but pretty debunkable.
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    Philosophy classes.

    Big imagination.

  18. The Wise One says:

    If your not just doing this to get attention she may be part of a very powerful occult. Go look it up if you don’t know what that is. What ever she is doing it isn’t her because humans are not granted with that kind of alchemy power. It is most likely a satanic ceremony of some sort…be extremely careful
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  19. Leonard says:

    I am a very sceptical person. I am an atheist and do not believe in the supernatural as a rule.

    But your story is delightful, and I find I really want it to be true. I donĀ“t know… maybe she is a friendly witch? Or a spirit? Like a genie. She sounds like a genie.

    Heh. Or a fairy godmother?

    I dunno. It would be pretty great if it was true. : )
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