What do you do after you get a mouth full of gold?

Im 35 a computer programmer in IL, recently got into a bicycle accident and chipped a couple of my front
teeth, after remembering that i had no dental insurance decided to ask joey (my brother in law) who he would recommend, so he recommended me to his buddy that could hook me up. After getting the address i went to this Chinese restaurant thinking i was going to meet him there for a interview or something and instead the place turned out to be a underground dentist shop, with crazy unbeatable prices and it looked half clean stashed away behind that hidden door, next to the oven. Next morning i woke up in my bed and thought it was a dream even though my mouth hurt i just blamed it on maybe some midnight teeth grinding, Looked at my clock it said 8:02 "time to brush my teeth!" ran down to the bathroom and !BAM! my teeth are now plated in gold? i guess its cool and quite amazing but i simply don’t know what to do about it?! can anyone help? i just want to remove them temporarily they are pretty cool permanent but idk..

ok so this is what you do.

First, get really baggy pants and sagg them really low.

Second, you have to find some crack rock to sell. (all wearers of gold grills must sell crack)

Third, You have to find a really old beat up car and invest 8 thousand dollars on a paint job and rims

next, get as many women pregnant as possible and pretend all of the children are not yours

and finally, the most important step, beat all of the women in your life.

2 Responses to “What do you do after you get a mouth full of gold?”

  1. OnionCookie says:

    i think gold teeth makes you look really foolish…
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  2. begeezy42 says:

    ok so this is what you do.

    First, get really baggy pants and sagg them really low.

    Second, you have to find some crack rock to sell. (all wearers of gold grills must sell crack)

    Third, You have to find a really old beat up car and invest 8 thousand dollars on a paint job and rims

    next, get as many women pregnant as possible and pretend all of the children are not yours

    and finally, the most important step, beat all of the women in your life.
    References :
    Thug life

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